Monday, June 11, 2012

Did you Fart?

Did you fart?  Because you just blew me away.

If you can't tell by the pick up line, I just spent the last week with a group of middle school and high school boys.  In lieu of me not blogging for awhile, here are ten things I have learned, seen, or otherwise been exposed to over the past ten days.

1.)  My middle school boys are beginning to like girls.  They have each had more girlfriends than I've had dates.  I'm not making this up.

2.) Seaweed tastes like salty beef jerky with a fishy aftertaste.  Description articulated by another boy.  I told him this catch phrase probably wouldn't sell much seaweed.

3.) If you drink nasty water for a week, you really can't tell it tastes nasty anymore.

4.) The same descriptions someone uses to describe the feeling of love can also be used to describe the feeling of one having serious issues after eating too many big macs.
  • It's a feeling I can't explain
  • It's a feeling I've never felt before.
  • It's a feeling deep down inside.                                
Love is not a feeling, it is a life commitment.  It's laying down your life for a friend.       

5.) Prayer is being honest, sincere, and humble before God.

6.) God always answers prayer, although the answer may be no.

7.) Being a camp sponsor means access to fried pies.  I took advantage of that.

8.) Sometimes, patience pays off.

9.) The Thunder won the western conference!!!!!!!!!!!

10.) How do you beat the Heat?  By having a Thunderstorm!  Championship here we come!
  

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